imawanchor:

imawanchor:

dan and phil radio show drinking game:

• shot every time phil gets his words mixed up
• shot every time dan says “that was absolutely (adjective)”
• shot every time dan and phil pretend to not know everything about each other’s lives
• three in a row if dan does a girly scream

who wants to play

iwillmindfuckyou:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

your friends are keepers

stomach aches suck.

the end.

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini)

fetusleader:

ctrl+alt+delete my face